Are you using condoms intended to make you 'last longer'? Because there are condoms made for men who tend to cum early that just make everything waaaayyyy less sensitive. I tried them once. It was the only time the bf was... unsuccessful... and oral attempts later just made my mouth go numb.

On the off chance someone didn't understand: ß = ss.

Well, I am desperate, and would certainly consider this, but in doing so would not think of myself as a victim. Unless I was actually raped. Would I enjoy doing something like this? Fuck no. But research pays terribly until you've already published a bunch, and nurse assistant jobs (the other thing I am qualified to…

I am especially comfortable saying this with the knowledge that I still show up in the grey and am not really considered a part of the actual conversation by most people - but I just wanted to let you know that I really appreciate the comments and things you have to say and find you to be a well spoken person. Thanks…

Anyone who doesn't love Patrick Stewart and all that he entails as much as I do is just not worth my time.

Wonderful! I try to encourage people to get tested all the time (because duh, no matter how low your risk if everyone gets tested things just work out better) but people tend to be really averse to it. So... then I suggest they try to go donate blood because if the Red Cross finds your blood is full of HIV they'll…

Not an old wive's tale! This is true. The whole spit/blood thing was actually how much high school biology teacher taught us about the lock and key model of enzyme action. I mean, I would expect it would work at least as well as water no matter whose spit it is, though.

Right? Plus they come with those kitchy flowery little bags if you really need them to look cute.

Sounds like we'd fit right in in Russia. At least according to my Russian GSI and housemate, people get offended/think you're hitting on them if you smile at them for no reason.

Also your name is both a pun and German, so you're obviously pretty fucking cool.

I did not say coffee, per se, but caffeine. 'Highly' addictive is maybe an overstatement, but regardless it does make an appearance on the Henningfield and Bernowitz rating scales for addiction.

Ha, my mom tells me this all the time. She told me two days ago she's off chocolate again. This is probably the 15th time she's ever told me that.

Yet another anecdote on this thread: my mom as 40 when I was born and my dad was 44. I am 22 now, and neither of them shows any signs of dying. Although I wouldn't be surprised if my 300+lb ultra sedentary dad a heart attack soon. That wouldn't really be a fault of age though.

I'm not really certain if all parts of this shoe are actually meant to be touching the foot.

But caffeine actually is highly addictive, and you will go through withdrawal symptoms if you consume it regularly and then stop. Sure, it's not a drug that's really going to fuck you up and you'll start hallucinating or whatnot. But it is both physically and psychologically addictive.

I'm there with you. I give wine. You can never have too much wine if you are a wine drinker... at least, I would like gifts of infinite wine.

Nah, they're the only two who use the downstairs bathroom, so it is kind of theirs at this point. Plus they usually shower together, so it's not like the shower will ever already be inconveniently occupied.

On the note of bra burning - I like to think some people here would be amused to hear I currently have an old (and underwire shot to hell) bra in my rats' cage as part of their bedding. I think they look adorable and hilarious all snuggled up in it.

I actually stay in the shower a minute or two after my boyfriend gets out just so I can do this sort of thing. I realize it is gross and do not want to subject anyone to that, but a hot steamy environment is the best time to dephlegm yourself.

The two gay men I live with (I live with 5 other people right now) are the only ones in my house who do this. But holy shit, does one of them shed. And they do not ever remove the hair from the side of the tub, to the point that it kinda looks like it is decomposing there. Side note: I'll only use the upstairs shower.…