The Dodgers logo with a bolt on it. Must have cost them 5 million to have some marketing firm come up with that stroke of genius. Garbage.

It was a dirty hit by about 3/4 of an inch. Dupree lowered the helmet and looked to be going to the chest to me, and the crown of his helmet caught Moore’s faceguard. When you have to slow down the replay and see where that initial hit landed, I wouldn’t label that a dirty hit.

Jeff Kent getting 11% is a fucking shame. Most homers by a second basemen. 5 time All-Star. MVP winner in 2000. Career .290 hitter with almost 2500 career hits. Never tied to any steroid shit. And 11% down from 12% last year? That’s a joke. Even more of a joke is Hoffman getting in and literally every hitter in that…

This guy has terrible takes. Doesn’t even mention Place Between the Pines. Burneko is trash.

Except Rodgers has had some down games this year. And let’s face it, nobody voting for MVP is even going to consider YAC/R like it’s a damn thing that anyone actually cares about. I’m a Pats fan, but it’s tough to take it from Ryan and his numbers this season.

The Lobster was fucking trash. First half of the movie was interesting and funny, the second half was just a clusterfuck of epic proportions that took itself far too seriously. BvS Director’s Cut is like a different movie than the one shown in theaters. Fuck the studio for cutting it down, because it’s a decent movie…

I truly believe if Moss wanted to he could suit up for a team right now and be a legit weapon in the red zone. Dude’s just so physically gifted and really suffered no major injuries during his time in the league. But my favorite part about Moss was the off-the-field stories. I tried finding a story I read years ago…

David Price just signed a 7 year deal last season.

Free windshield glass replacement on Massachusetts car insurance. Gonna be a windy ride home!

And here I am a decade later lamenting the fact that I could have bought a 2006 Ford GT40 Heritage Edition at the local dealership with a side sticker for under $150k. Granted I was 23 at the time and didn’t have 150k, but that beautiful beast is going for half a million all day long these days.

I live in Massachusetts. And there’s a place next door to me that sells Malasadas, portuguese fried dough. But on the weekends, they make MALASADA FUCKING DONUTS. Jelly, boston creme, you fucking name it. And they are $1 a piece. A FUCKING PIECE! I dare you to get your Peter Pan ass out here and try these…

Think of them all as droids and it gets a lot more interesting.

Aeropress or french press... I don’t even know what those words mean! *drinks Autocrat coffee milk out of mug with pinky extended*

Or the fact that Floyd’s hit almost as many women as he has other boxers.

I for one an ecstatic that the white guilt pussies of this country lost. Need help packing for Canada give me a call.

Just checking in. How badly did Trump get his ass kicked yesterday?

That wouldn’t fit Deadspin’s agenda.

Taxes on cigarettes are retarded that’s why. Smokers in this country are mostly poor already. You are literally raising taxes on poor fucks who are already in fucked up situations because you want to feel like you will have some impact on smoking rates. You don’t. You won’t. Sin taxes are garbage.

How the fuck is she a fine candidate? I get the hate for Donald I really do but what fucking planet are you on where you can look at that pantsuit and say “that’s a fine candidate right there”?

We’re taking a stand against sexism and racism by voting for a woman who has a 30 year history of being terrible at her job. A woman under investigation by the FBI for her stupidity. A woman who has made millions of dollars giving speeches to Wall Street companies. A woman who’s entire campaign was funded by private…