Juan, oh Juan. The only way is Juan.

I miss those big old body shields the umpires used to lug around with them behind the plate. Not these GLORY BOY umpires with their new-fangled bulletproof Kevlar pussy chest protectors, no sir.

How about the Red Sox paying $22 million this year for guys that aren’t even good enough to play on the big league team?

Not all Republicans are far right bible thumping asshats.

How is Hillary better than getting AIDS?

Oh please, you think this is about a franchise quarterback? As much as it appears that some people working in the NFL are complete idiots (certain redhead comes to mind), there is not a GM in the league who views this as a good move. This is a PR move, plain and simple. What better way to put asses in the seats in…

I could be a GM.

The actual reason the founders put it into the constitution was to prevent an oppressive government from disarming it’s people. But since we don’t have that problem now we should just give them up and trust in Hillary.

Already preparing for unemployment I see.

I’ve yet to see a good Marvel movie, and I’ve seen them all. How you can think any of the Avengers or spin-offs is better than any of the Dark Knight Trilogy is beyond me. I’ll give this a shot, I’m not expecting anything great, but it can’t be worse than Marvel’s CGI shitfests.

Yes! Blame an institution for our societies deeply complex issues! Yes!

It’s a Polaris Slingshot. It’s ridiculous. It’s awesome. It’s totally unnecessary. But it’s not expensive. You can get one for under 20 grand new and it’s able to be registered as a motorcycle in most states that aren’t shitholes. Meaning cheap insurance. So he just spent alot of money on bodywork.

Great, another offseason full of talk about men’s balls.

Teddy Roosevelt was the president back then and men routinely fought grizzly bears with their fists. Now you’ve got 6'5 monsters who sip on bubble tea lattes. THESE MEN TODAY ARE SOFT KLUWE, LIKE THE SKULLS OF OUR 1905 BRETHREN WHO WOULD BEAT THEIR HEADS AGAINST ROCKS TO SETTLE DISPUTES.

You mention the Cotchery catch and jokingly suggest that the fix was in... but.. i gotta say I believe that’s the case. It’s not even really been talked about, no BIG media is picking it up, and yet it was such a pivotal spot in the game. Man that sure seems like it was a “fix” to me.

That Hako concept reminds me of those pictures of a face where if you flip it upside down there’s a completely different face hidden in there. Like the smile is the eyebrows when you flip it around. All that said, I’m not sure how that makes me feel about that concept.

It has always looked like one of the old-school McDonald’s happy meal boxes on wheels to me. Not that that’s a bad thing.

This is the first one I disagree with. Tried the McDonald’s mozzarella the other day. The bread coating is a fucking abomination. Tastes like vegetable oil and Najeh Davenport’s locker. Fuck McDonald’s mozzarella sticks. Seriously the worst mozzarella sticks ever. How you could have concluded otherwise makes me…

I think you should look into them before you throw them up on the fucking internet. They used to call it journalism. Now you scrubs all just want the page clicks from posting bullshit.

Meh, state police. Here in Mass all they do is give tickets on the highway and clean up the carcasses of the homeless that meander onto 93 from from Mass Ave.