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Petty Baelish AKA Bigly Bad
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As a Scorpio I must inform you that this list is upside down, and you shall suffer my terrible vengeance. When I get around to it, I do things on MY schedule. *Dons cleavage bearing top, eyeliner*

I am suing you for emotional damages from the photo at the bottom of this post.

My husband is teaching himself Spanish during lockdown, and each and every day as he listens to his audio training I cry out, more than once, “FLORES!! FLORES PARA LOS MUERTOS!!”

The Great Escape, but with a chicken.

In the abstract, over prescription is a serious problem that warrants continuous discussion. It’s a non sequitur to a discussion of trans people, though, and that’s precisely the kind of insidious rhetorical strategy that she’s using. She analogizes getting a prescription for antidepressants to the much more fraught

Is Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman the hottest man alive? He’s certainly up there (being gay and therefore theoretically attainable helps)

I feel that we all need to send love out to Jujubee for her constantly entertaining read on the ongoing drama. She’s completely amused by it, bears no one any malice, and we all know that she’s just beyond it all. I giggled madly when she blew a kiss in the mirror as she voted, proving once and for all that she’s the

Hard to choose between Jujubee and Shea, both in the Snatch Game and for the season. I’m still hoping for Shea but Jujubee has been there twice before.

“I’m Jewish and my ancestors were also slaves”

What in the world?!?!? I’m officially done with him.  It’s been too many instances of him saying the wrong shit for me not to believe this is who he is.  I guess the reason why he played the character so well in white chicks is because that’s who he really is.  

The gym is absolutely the last piece of my “normal” life that I will resume, and it will not be for quite some time. Gym people are fucking nuts, and I absolutely do not trust them to stay home if they have symptoms. Many people consider the gym a great way to knock out a cold or virus, and given we can’t even get a

I don’t see how advocating for healthcare once it became personal to him and his family does fuckall to atone for the misogyny he championed, televised and profitted from and which he continues to refuse to discuss in any meaningful way. 

Somebody needs to make Gary a meal with a big ole glass of sweet tea cuz he PUT IN WORK! Go ‘on with his bad self: he came with the smoke, the heat and the video evidence then he hit ‘em with the history, specific names and appealed to their desire for a legacy! He can’t do no mo’!!!!

I was crushed that no one went for Room 96. Or Room 237, for that matter; I would have died to see Blair and Mayhem as the Grady twins. And who wouldn’t want to sleep in the Overlook?

Where do I go to file charges against the assault on my eyes that has been perpetrated by the sight of these meth-addled, toothless, knuckle-dragging, ass-hair braiding examples of white supremacy?

Now that you mention it, it’s kind of odd that Shea did so well this episode, but didn’t really have any screen time? I really, really hope she doesn’t get any sort of front-runner without a story line edit.

It always struck me as funny that the bad cop apologists settled on bad apple as their favorite term to deflect criticism on the system of police.  They’re telling on themselves whether they understand it or not.

I have no problem writing an extensive feature when required, and we are not under some arbitrary threshold from our management. The bigger issue is that’s not what this article was about, and since I’d never intended it to be a feature with original reporting, the topic on the table had been exhausted. The

Because that means taking out a crucial aspect of the story. It’s like you’re asking me to make mushroom soup but I have to take mushrooms out of the recipe.

Why are reporters not specifically lambasting these types for THEATRICALLY making their voices hysterical as the dispatcher asks them questions?! That point is almost more significant than calling the police.