pettybaelish
Petty Baelish AKA Bigly Bad
pettybaelish

My boyfriend will complain every time I add a Real Housewives or Teen Mom to the DVR, but he watches anything about digging for gold or living in the wilderness. It’s the same thing. Only his is worse.

I’m sorry, but Office Space is a Gen X movie. It’s not a comedy, it’s a documentary about what we all found when we graduated and went to work for the Boomers in middle management.

I’m sure she has a stash of the purple-hearted flower

“Somewhere, Fancy Pelosi is being fitted for her new shades so she can stunt on these GOPers when she goes to give her speech about how she Debo’d the president and punk’d him into opening the government.

I’m fine with that. Although those are some mighty effects going on. Sort of feel like Dr. Strange should be in on this.

Well one side is a fucking child so it's not hard to pick a side. Nothing else matters. Don't assault children.

Uhh, yeah. have you met a white person?

In Europe, it’s a Battle Royale with cheese.

Jesus fucking Christ. That poor girl. I hope no one ever outs her. The LEAST she deserves is privacy, and I hope she has support and a chance to heal.

“But that, and all the incredibly vulgar language and imagery aside, what we really see here is a mother’s love.

I am not responding to a eulogy at a private ceremony or some article in some small Pittsburgh-based periodical. This is a piece in The Washington Post. An opinion piece premised on a lie, with multiple lies in its text and a lying-ass title. And these are the sorts of Pollyanna-ish lies that literally endanger

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

“the far superior Live Through This by Hole”

Accurate. I think I convinced myself in high school that In Utero was better than Nevermind because it felt too basic to think Nevermind was Nirvana’s best album. But...it is. From start to finish. And it’s not just because Nevermind is more accessible, it’s because...it’s not as good as it thinks it is??? In Utero

You’re right, my Sarah Lawrence writing degree is entirely inadequate. Meanwhile, you realize you’re argument is with Quartzy’s quote, and not even me, right? And that one can both be marginalized and oppressive, simultaneously?

So … people of color are not supposed to have feelings? Wypipo are supposed to be as racist as they want, and men are supposed to be as violent and sexist as they want – and POC are never supposed to react, never supposed to be upset, never supposed to take offense, no matter how horrible the offending behavior?