pettybaelish
Petty Baelish AKA Bigly Bad
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Same city where “golfing while black” gets the police called on you too, huh?

Vanessa Huxtable stayed in some shit. Remember that time they went to Baltimore and wound up in Connecticut, out there doing wrong? I thought Claire was going to kill her to death

Chapped Lip and Wearing Sandals With No Socks and Unclipped Toe Nails Twitter.

and now she looks like a Fenty model

This morning on the “Sunday shows” I saw the usual hand-wringing about how “this year it’s really gone too far.” Listen, bitches. You’re the White House Correspondents’ Association. You’re supposed to have an adversarial relationship with our leaders. You’re supposed to be the ones holding their feet to the fire. You’r

Your mama, bitch

My boyfriend, Michael Avenatti, is on Anderson’s show on CNN discussing this very thing!!

DEFENSE: My client kicked them out because they’re Democrats!

promoting ideas or performing actions that have real negative effects on the lives of the already marginalized + a platform with which to do so + lack or remorse or a willingness to educate yourself about why you’re wrong.

A + B +C == X (your ass is cancelled.)

No. Fuck Kanye. I’m not interested in giving people passes for dangerous, harmful ideas because they do one thing I like. There’s a fucking line when someone crosses over from being well meaning but misguided to dangerous and as far as I’m concerned Kanye just soft shoed his dumb ass across that line onto dangerous

Kanye and Candance are willing to distance themselves from black people because they have become addicted to the hypnotizing effects of the white gaze.

isn’t that sad

I don’t care how old it gets but I’m posting this every time anyone mentions Michael Rapaport.

Man, as a black dude who is also irredeemably bad at basketball, I feel you. I went to Japan a while ago - like, country Japan - to teach at a middle school. As soon as I showed up, a bunch of 16 year olds crowded me, asking me to play ball with them. About 10 minutes into our game, I was (politely) ejected, and sent

Well now we know he reads VSB: FUCK YOU YOU WEAK CHINNED MOTHERFUCKER