We’ll know for sure when Pence and Bannon say it.

I’m pretty sure he and Melania no longer (gag) copulate. If he can indeed get ‘it’ up without the Cialis exploding his rotten little grinch heart, he’s got to be like a cross between Hugh Heffner and Randy Marsh, requiring more and more bizarre stuff just to maintain mild firmness. (Like a Stefan skit, but with KFC…

I don’t care if it’s Martin Luther King Day.

So his mental test was basically the kids’ placemat at a cheap chain restaurant.

Yo, I did a double-take at “forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer.” I flashed back to my parents coming home from work, calling me into the kitchen, and wordlessly pointing to the empty sink where a defrosting [anything] should have been.

Pastor knows those things because he was all up in the newses, precious, and knew all those Scrabble words. Why do you think it was prohibited all those years to teach folks of color how to read ...?

Pence’s head would have exploded if only Pastor Franklin ended his sermon with this...

“led by God” = pastor knows exactly what you did, and is gonna make you feel hella guilty about it.

“a black mother whose child forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer”

My favorite Vikings’ fan winning celebration:

Next will be a Muslim Pm. And a black king

You even need to ask the question?

Prince is your favorite guitarists’s favorite guitarist.

^^Me.

This video always makes me laugh because Clapton played the lead guitar track on the original. Prince showed up and just shredded it to pieces. Jeff Lynne and Tom Petty are just dumbfounded.

Clapton is ok. But he is highly overrated. Prince was GOAT, but severely underrated to the point that it was almost insulting. But check out this video if you haven’t already of this prince solo he did with Tom Petty at the Rock and Roll hall of fame. The story is Prince was insulted that he wasn’t included on the…

1.) Eminem ain’t no musician. He is a talented Rap artist. Not an MC but a rap artist.

Someone activated the spore drive and our Don Lemon got switched with the mirror universe’s woke Don Lemon and now people are confused.