I just watched the documentary Step on a plane this weekend (Qantas), and it was FANTASTIC. Instead of watching this movie, just go watch Step instead.

“Sounds like a smear campaign to me...”

the state turned down free (blacks) who wanted to volunteer

Kotb, like Lester Holt, forced NBC to admit that they were way better than the trash ass white men who they covered for when those fools were dismissed or banished to the late night slot before Lockup on MSNBC. No one liked Matt Lauer, yet he kept getting paid and dragging Today Show down in the ratings and it took…

Huh. You know, normally mustaches make a man look *more* like a serial killer, not *less*.

I think we can all agree that The Mustache is doing God’s work, for our eyes.

Instead of bringing back Roseanne and Full House, bring this back. This was a great show.

Bariss’s response to the claim he killed someone:

The reason they put up with the colorful choir director is because the choir director is usually in the closet, and as long as he’s in the closet it’s fine. The second he tries to be who he is, there will be a shunning.

I’d like to trade Shea Moisture for Dove. Dove has been on some dumb shit for years, but SM threw Black women, their base, away and had their Beckyfied company retweeting a pouty-lipped Hotep because we didn’t like the ad.

Adam Driver falls into the “sexy but not necessarily attractive” category for me. His voice and the way he speaks really does it for me. I’d honestly do him so dirty he’d forget his own name for a few days. The emo, broody schtick hasn’t done it for me since I was a teenager but I’d give Kylo Ren the best 40 minutes…

2017 was the year I looked back at a lifetime of being defined as an “Oreo” by people and finally realized a lot of the white people who I used to hang out with and even be best friends with were kind of trash.

 Only if you stop trying to mansplain extracting oneself from abusive relationships to women who not only know more about it than you do, but who already asked you more than once to stop doing that.

Ditto. I ain’t fuck wit her shady ass after she torpedoed my man Kwame on the original apprentice. Once they show you who they are, surreptitious bitches of both genders need to GTFOH and be blessed. (Thanks Monique Judge for the inspiration)

Although we stopped short of revoking their black cards (which requires a two-thirds vote from the Global Organization Dedicated to the Descendants of Africans, Moors and Negroes—GODDAMN)

Keep in mind that, in the original trilogy, the entire explanation for why Anakin went to the Dark Side and became Darth Vader was never explained by anyone. Even Ghost Obi-Wan just says that it happened.

I liked Sleight but, OMG COULDN’T SOMEONE ANYONE LIGHT THE FRAMES PROPERLY!?!??!!?

Flashbacks are the cornerstones of any good movie. Also voiceovers. And the phrase “what if I told you.”

I feel like the only person in the world who loved finding out that Snoke was a maguffin. I think it’s hilarious and delightful.