I know. She’s not just a wedding planner, she’s African-American, so of course she has the innate ability to solve urban development issues. (Trump logic...sigh)

Who’s in the top photo, their wedding planner? /s

yeah...I don’t think you’d give total payment in advance to a performer as mercurial as Kanye. Good luck getting anything if you did.

But now I’m utterly confused - how do you have a story set in the South during the Civil War and NOT have any black people in it?

Don’t even put that idea out in the ether

Yes, service dogs tend to get at minimum half a year of advanced training, far beyond sit, stay, down, etc and get retested periodically to make sure they’re still acting properly.

My question is, do you think his brothers did that on purpose?

I was coming here to say that! I don’t want to find the full video, so I’m going to assume he started off big, mouthing ‘O say can you see’ then trailed off until his big finish

Idk, Trump didn’t seem too put out when Melania did it

Was it a serious “we’ll take you to trump tower” or a “you have to see it. It’s so much uglier and tackier than you can imagine” visit? I used to love to visit that place because it is so spectacularly ugly, but obviously stopped after the Republican primary.

Exactly, like I’m praying she get hit by a meteor.

It is kinda nice though when people remind you why you broke up with them in the first place. Trifling heifers

For once my mind isn’t devious enough to figure out what the penalty will be. But you know they have planned for it. Carefully.

Yes, and unfortunately too many people with those same attitudes are still around, and in positions of power.

She was a child but a lot of the stories that were put out there aged her up a few years to make it seem like she, or her mother, was predatory and trying to get something from him. I’ve had more than a few conversations with people who didn’t realize that she was 13. Not that it would make it any better if she had…

At this point, like Brother Man from the fifth floor, she just kinds of shows up and is always around.

Yes! Sanctimommies to replace Vegans of Youtube. The drama is so stupid but so captivating.

They actually were fired? I think I have the vapors. (Seriously though, it’s about time we see that response from a police dept)

It’s all too real, or an incredibly dedicated troll.

Just when we thought we were safe from political scions...JEB! The sequel.