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Petty Baelish AKA Bigly Bad
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At this point, like Brother Man from the fifth floor, she just kinds of shows up and is always around.

Yes! Sanctimommies to replace Vegans of Youtube. The drama is so stupid but so captivating.

They actually were fired? I think I have the vapors. (Seriously though, it’s about time we see that response from a police dept)

It’s all too real, or an incredibly dedicated troll.

Just when we thought we were safe from political scions...JEB! The sequel.

This one. First she wasn’t Black she was Latina. (They’re not necessary mutually exclusive Zoe.) Then she became Black Latina. I guess she’s Black when there’s money on the table for a movie role. At least she’s in another Marvel series so she won’t show up to ruin Black Panther.

I love Black Tammy Faye Baker’s shadiness. Especially since it’s so easy to poke holes in. Like when she was trying to convince the doctor delivering her baby that it wasn’t full-term and he just laughed at her. Although I wished we just got more of her events like her “Sip and come see my house (and baby)”

Yeah, that and casual racism. It can be both

That’s why you keep private jokes private, not blasted all over social media.

From your keyboard to de Blasio speechwriter’s ear

Reportedly Pence was pissed when he found out Michael Flynn lied about his contact with the Russians and that was a big reason why Flynn resigned from the NSA. So there’s hope, sorta, I guess. Still we’d be stuck with either Pence or Ryan. Ugh, never mind

He is going to “take care” of them...by getting rid of SNAP

Yep, the Black and Mexican children that are killing it in a robotics competition are ruining the country - not the children, whose response to getting beat isn’t to get better, but to get bitter.

Kellyanne Conway went there for law school. There may not be a lot of them, but they are there.

Well that explains how “Song of the South” got made.

And don’t leave out the noble Papadopolis family

Category Nutcracker realness!

Worked at a movie theater the summer of A League of Their Own Madonna’s This Used to be my Playground. You’re my brethren.

Nah, probably just removing the New Testament. That Jesus character is annoyingly progressive.