Don’t forget the real winners here.  Rich people that can afford a hundred thousand dollar plus car. 

AUTOMATION IS KILLING OUR AUTO INDUSTRY! WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?

$580 for a performance EV soundbyte: “LoL ridiculous.”

The MP3 codec was end-of-life in 2017. For $580 that shit better be uncompressed flac or something.

They’re all the worst.

only used as a champagne cooler

After 4.5 years and 51,000 miles, the Turbo stops working.

Each battery has 1 2" long piece of steel in it jingling around. Hit a speed bump the wrong way and it grounds the cells and the whole thing goes “poof”

I’m just waiting to see what fundamental flaw they've designed into the powerplant this time.

Here’s an idea, just for kicks how about putting in something similar to NP/CP and have a “good COTD” or “not so good COTD” buttons for us to vote on?

Bullshit. I’ve had better roadrash from fucking on carpet.

Nazi memorabilia is important because the Third Reich is quickly slipping from living memory. Durable products from the Nazi regime serve as far more tangible proof of the darkness that existed, than just some black & white photos in a history book.

Oh dear, oh dear.

This should be the COTD.  How meta...

Man I love Jalopnik. I used to love COTD because it meant I got to get a good chuckle & see some sweet tits from $kaycog....then she went into retirement....and COTD turned into COTafternood-we-feel-like-putting-this-dying-trend-up sort of thing. And worst of all, I feel like the comment are lackluster at best.

I’m doing some back of the napkin math here on this one, but my best estimate says the Nile is about 4130 miles long. So if this thing is doing 120 Niles per hour, that translates to 495,600 mph!

And, with BMW eliminating dispsticks in favor of electronic level sensors in the late 2000s, the Germans have been able to turn around and play the same trick on many unsuspecting owners!

Plus, they’ll never assume it was sabotaged. They’ll just assume it broke becuase it was French. Although that does kind of make the sabotage redundant. 

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

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