Of course. The state determined he needed those guns to “protect himself” in bathrooms.

Not competent to stand trial but purchasing an AK-47 and a pile of other guns - A-OK!

On the one hand, I am looking forward to being pleasantly surprised when this coward is finally sent to prison.

But it’s at the bottom of a ditch, buried under so much sewage, trash and dead bodies. Who wants to wade through all that just to find some silly bar?

WHY IS THIS STILL SO FUCKING RARE?!?

Bingo. When you don’t focus solely on reaching orgasm and enjoy the journey, those 150 minutes don’t feel like a rollercoaster of shame and boredom.

I pity the fool that’s never heard of edging.

He’s got issues because he loves to masturbate? It is so sad that you think that...

For some people, it's about the journey. For others, the destination.

Gandhi better get his shit together this time. The wolf in sheep’s clothing gimmick won’t work on me anymore. Dick.

On the one hand, I’m SOOOOOO excited about this. On the other hand, I have over 1000 hours logged in Civ 5, so this game will probably wreck my social life, lead to sleep deprivation, and cause all my household duties to go neglected.

I do actually have similarly strong feelings about pharmaceutical companies who charge exorbitant prices for life saving drugs and manipulate the FDA, journal articles, and press to promote ineffective drugs.

Thank you.

I really wish we could separate the issue of GMOs and Monsanto. Because 1 is fine, but fuck Monsanto. It’d be like arguing the internet sucks because Time Warner Cable sucks.

But I love my vibrator :(

WITH A FUCKING VIDEO AS PROOF!!!!! Fuuuuuuuuuck. Fuuuuuuuck. 5 fucking years after watching a fucking video of him fucking raping a woman. Fuck.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.