this response is almost too jalop

That’s a nice turbo right there! Belt drive and all!

How about a Ford Festiva?

Best LeMons idea ever: put a Fiero drivetrain in the back and Fiero body panels. Make sure every panel has a Pontiac badge on it. Make it a “Fiero kit car”.

Need a battery for a Dodge Viper.

Seriously? These articles are purely for entertainment purposes. If you’re dumb enough to actually get into a car like this without adequate finances, you probably would’ve done it anyway. I don’t think Tavarish is actually pushing anyone over the edge with these writeups. “Predatory advertising” is a bit of…

I find your lack of funds disturbing

“and their viewers complain if they repeat outfits too frequently.”

In General, that poor guy is not having a Goodyear.

I would like to buy one of these and ride it to my office, no not to the parking lot all the way into my fucking office. Bob needs something in accounting? Just fire up the Grom and ride it over to him. Someone pisses me off? Fine looks like I will be doing a burnout on the carpet in your cube. Dave in marketing got…

You're welcome.

Is it NO because you can tune a guitar but can't tune a fish?