Zack, I gotta say man, since you took over weekends, I have started actively looking forward to weekend Kotaku because of gems like these.

I’m glad Donkey Kong ‘94 ended up being a best seller on the system, because it was an incredible puzzle platformer and anyone who just thought it was just a port of the original DK missed out on something special.

Hate to say it, but D&D made the right decision and maintained a holistic vision for the show’s ending. Excellent direction would have been jarring alongside piddle-poor writing.

We can, but it’ll be -5 to your humanity point total because of the nano-injections.

I think it gets complicated by the company’s context of botching so much of social media and some of the rumblings from the show floor about how this latest demo was handling race. That’s a problem with the genre as a whole, but it doesn’t sound like 2077 is approaching that sort of thing with the greatest sense of…

FINALLY! This game was in dire need of a remaster. Now we’ll actually be able to tell what we’re looking at!

I hope! This current one is super awful. 

120k really isn’t much to make a video game with if you’re paying employees. That’s a staff of four, maybe five if you’re paying peanuts for one year.

Worth it! Of course, the line had a good view of the Lucha Libre ring too. I bet you don’t get that on Everest.

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

“Ed Dohring, the doctor in question, told the New York Times that he had to step around a woman who had just died when he reached the top of Everest and had to wait hours to share the flat part of the summit—which is approximately the size of two ping pong tables—with about 15 to 20 people to get a photo.”

Yeah, I’d definitely rather focus on the fact that she shared, like, a thing implying that grieving parents’ pain was false then the fact that she’s not the best voice actor.

I hope and expect they will get Molly Ringwald to join the regular cast as Archie’s mom--Luke Perry’s departure leaves such a huge hole on the show, I don’t see how else they could handle it. They really need at least one decent parent on the show...

I’d be interested in a deeper read on bran’s claim that it’s about protecting history, when he’s largely a vessel for history that he isn’t actually sharing with anyone. I appreciate the symbolism of it, but is anyone going to tell Edd and Random Northerners about any of these sweet history facts before they die…

it’s not a forty-five minute video

How’re you gonna highlight stages without mentioning Trans Rights???

A proper dog petting must include a scratch under the jaw and a skritch behind one, if not both, ears.

Sony feels the need to protect the children from the horrifying sight of an anime girl in a bikini but shit like this is perfectly fine for Sony’s family friendly platform

If hockey truly wants to grow beyond it’s niche status (and is serious about safety), they would get rid of this. It isn’t even that hard - just eject the participants and suspend repeat/egregious offenders, like every other sport. You do this in baseball, football, or basketball and you get more than 5 minutes of…

Um, dude, it’s an article about an ending to the game. What are you doing?!