If it's a big portion of their income then they should have been better at their job. I'm not saying "Oh you brought the wrong thing" I mean I've had some genuinely shitty waiters/waitresses who I have not tipped.

[Warren Sapp checks account balance]

Eh, I've not tipped before. I'm sorry I don't feel tipping is mandatory, you are in the service industry, if you give bad service I give a bad tip.

Now I have to root for Costa Rica? After they whined about the snow game they wanted to keep playing?

Add Kanye West and send them to a party at Franco's house for the rapture.

This was a Kayne West short of ending the world through a douchepocalypse.

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i'd hang with them. because pussy.

Floyd Mayweather clearly just found out that they're able to put a camera inside of a phone.

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…

I don't find Tyreese to be douchy, although his twenty minute Facebook posts on how black women need to stop wearing weaves are annoying, Bieber is the only one of the bunch that needs his ass beat. Honestly Manziel doesn't give a fuck and while some may find it refreshing I can see his career ending within three…

This is one of those pictures that makes me think, "maybe Al Qaeda has a point after all."

"Mount Douchemore" was sitting RIGHT there for you!

a Mount Rushmore of douches

Fuck. I punched my monitor. Fuck.

I didn't even know what the fuck he wanted Montgomery to do.

As a resident of the great state of South Carolina—epicenter of the War of Northern Aggression—I must point out that Mr. Montgomery broke the first law of SC automobiling: minorities, especially imposing and colossal ones, have no place talking to police officers, especially dimwitted and…

When further questioned, Chen explained that it wasn't because he was cheap.

Feminist stripper? That's as confusing as Jewish Pork Inspector.