“Mr. President, this is an impeachment inquiry.”

becuase it’s more granular and precise in its criticism rather than ideological and vague?

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

This is very good.

which is grounds for being permanently banned from the service.

To be fair, his mom’s deterioration was probably eased by the fact that she wouldn’t recognize her son as a failure. 

Redditor: Calls dev’s “money-grabbing [sic] fucks”

It’s the same as last week, when VAR disallowed a gorgeous Man City goal because it decided that Raheem Sterling’s shoulder was offside by a couple centimeters.

He got a grace period, the article is wrong. Last year was his grace period, just like Rodgers and Brady.

These phony articles about people hawking expensive coffee are a travesty. Especially when you realize you can just drink Maxwell House. Maxwell House, when you don’t give a fuck what the vessel for your caffeine addiction tastes like, Maxwell House. Five gallon drums now available at Costco.

I really enjoy the (like most guys?) that’s inserted in there to try and normalize it.

I dunno, thinking about your mom’s hands usually helps me

No Pope Thrower? 

There are nearly as many followers of Islam as there are Christians. If you’re putting Jesus and The Pope on this list, obviously Muhammad — praise and blessings be upon his name — ought to be as well, no?

I wish she’d done that at an And1 gymnastics meet so they could’ve stopped the performance and had the crowd rush the mat with everybody going “OHHHHAAHHHH!!” and the on-floor MC yelling “IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER!! SIT DOWN RUSSELL WESTBROOK!!” and the whole thing dissolving into delirious chaos

AB has 5 kids with 3 different women. I don’t think he’s a fan of wearing any helmet.

Polys want that cracker

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

I got plenty of issues with the Epic Games store but man that is not the fucking point here. An indie developer was utterly and viciously harassed over the weekend for no good reason and all you can say is how people don’t get why you hate EGS? Fucking hell, dude. Get some god damned perspective and GROW THE FUCK UP!…