When Heimdall is played well, it’s a thing of beauty. But move decks are incredibly easy to spot, since they use cards like Multiple Man, Vulture, Kraven, etc. that don’t work in other decks.

Cabin in the Woods! [pulls up Wikipedia] Crap, that was Chris.
How about Bad Times at the El Royale? [tabs back over] Damn, also Chris.

1000%. And if you’re Cavill, you take that deal every time. It’s Superman, FFS. I know Geralt is the role he’s always wanted to play, but Superman is the role he was born to play.

After taking 4 years to be prosecuted, no less.

I’m old enough to have liked Jesse Spencer from House.

Now it sounds like they are going for some Anime vibe... in Chicago? Is this something people asked for?

I think she just read him bang-on. Her explanation of “playing Adelstein, not the cards” makes a lot of sense to me; she somehow read he was nervous, saw the 10-9 was a possible straight, and reasoned that if he was nervous it was because he was hoping for straight cards rather than something to boost the…

Apparently The Pokémon Company is showing bits of Scarlet and Violet to the Pokémon World Ecological Society, which I’m delighted to learn is a thing.

“I Would Really Like to Tell Everyone My Opinions, So I’m Going to Act Like This is a Big Deal When It Really Isn’t”

Man it’s crazy how these MAGA trolls and their insane delusions won’t just go away oh wait we’re giving them free publicity and making them seem mainstream oops

“Last year I, one of the original Founders, bought the company back with the plan to relaunch it.” This is a selling point?

What an utterly avoidable problem. God forbid anyone have an actual conversation with another human being to make sure they’re getting the right toys.

It’s a little less forgivable in this case, since McDonald’s pushed back Pokemon from August 9 to 16 so they could have a “catch up” week (AKA get rid of leftover toys).

A TPM requirement isn’t totally absurd.

Eiscue, an ice-type penguin Pokémon with a giant ice cube for a face.

Here’s a fun “game” I like to play—If I buy something on Steam that ends up being a bad game, I return it.

Between this and VHS it’s a good week for consumer-friendly P2P economies.

I happen to like that “electronic clown car aesthetic”. What’s the point in being boring... ahem, classy when I’m pretty much the only person whose going to see it?

The best part of this article was finding out that maybe you can get sponsored by 100 Thieves by streaming Fall Guys.

BREAKING NEWS: Developer responds to accusations of TLOU being a cash grab by saying, “Nuh-uh.” More at 11.