Personally, I can’t shake the sense that it’s just a beat too early to congregate by the thousands in a cramped, sweaty convention hall.

Bad news—that second one was real and the police are here to speak with you.

Gato Roboto is a great game and a really quick play—it’s worth checking out. I was excited when I heard who was developing this, but it looks like it’s just going to be another pixel-graphic bullet hell indie game.

I think you missed that the last sentence of the article was a joke.

The original game had 8 playable characters (not including DLC). For the sequel, it looks like Yoshi / Rabbid Yoshi are getting replaced with the two Bowsers, and they’re adding a Rabbid Rosalina as well.

My guess is that Rivers isn’t saving his “A” material for an indie video game about bears who skateboard with boats.

Thankfully, most of the time I have fun even when I’m losing in KoC.

It’s only $10 during the current EGS sale, and it comes standard with a 900-level battle pass (which includes in-game currency to buy additional items). If that’s not enough value, I don’t know what to tell you.

This is great news for Valorant.

It’s almost always money.

The entire time I read the article, I was trying to decide if the string lights were plugged in or not.

That game was rushed out and half-baked. Not the developer’s fault by a country mile.

That /s should have its own /s.

Now do Empire of Sin.

They’re not challenging whether she’s qualified as an expert—if she’s giving testimony about various financial aspects of the Xbox ecosystem, she’s required to turn over the documents she’s basing that testimony on.

I think most people outside the video game fandom would be surprised that the consoles themselves aren’t profitable, based on how big the industry is.

In other words, Epic is making good business decisions that appear to be paying off.

Crazy thought—maybe some of your readers would have actually liked to know what was being added to PSO2. Instead, you stole a lame joke from about 15 different people who replied to the tweet you linked.

The only thing I learned from this article is how little the author understands the subject matter of this article.