2015: Traveled 0 miles, lost to Ohio State
2016: Traveled 1,025 miles, lost to Ohio State
2017: “Gentlemen, we’re going to Rome.”
2018: “Gentlemen, we’re going to Beijing.”
2019: “Gentlemen, we’re going to the Moon.”

Can we discuss the more important story here? Who is having sex with Manute Bol?

During his post-game press conference, Waiters said he was still angry about being run out of Cleveland, and thought his former teammate LeBron James would probably regret that decision after watching his performance.

[Actually, no. Michigan gave up its claim to the contested land in exchange for its statehood and most of the UP. At the time, it was considered the short end of the stick, so much so that the state convention initially rejected the proposal.]

I have never heard of RSL or Salt Lake City translated as Lago Salado before now.

IMO, they’re using the app on purpose. Think about who owns smart phones, and who doesn’t, and therefore who will and won’t have access to voice chat.

I think the rules go that if you push Santa off a ladder and put on his suit, you take his place.

-1 for not including a Chief Wahoo hot take. Do you even Kinja, bro?

And some of Toronto’s players aren’t even named Jay. It’s madness I tell you, complete madness!

But only for a week at a time.

This is exactly what happened with Toledo, except eventually Ohio realized they’d made a huge mistake wanting Toledo that badly.

+1, but I’m going to have to charge you 1 for the gas it took to get there.

In this case, the number of times was zero.

Somebody call Pete Holmes and see what he’s up to.

Now I’m picturing a bunch of Machamps loitering outside of a Home Depot.

“But that Korver trade is still going through, right?” - Cavs fans

“He didn’t go far enough. . . . Of course I mean Grayson.” - Draymond Green

Maybe if he played better than 13-and-5 every night the fans wouldn’t be so eager to replace him. Hayward’s at 22-and-6. From Wikipedia:

I have Rome on line 1 for you.

See also: Wind Waker.