Jack Nicholson must be rolling over in his grave.

I think most people after not seeing a close friend for a few years who had gained weight would definitely comment and joke about it. I don’t think 5 years after the fact, while about to time travel, os the time to say “hey Thor buddy, you still handling the loss of your family, planet, and race?”. He drank and ate…

This is the obligatory reminder that according to Deadspin, the Lakers should have, nay, deserved to be gifted Anthony Davis because they’re so well run.

Exactly.  Everest has become Coachella.

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

It turns out people spending more time in “the death zone” is leading to more deaths. No one could have seen this coming...

Nothing says “cosmic significance” like dying because some 16 year old was texting or whatever.

Anderson took the ruling in stride

Serious question for those who do:
Why do people watch ESPN for anything other than live events?

OW ME BACK

Why can’t we just celebrate the inclusion of strong female superheroes without the “real heroes” language, which implies that they are somehow more heroic or positive than their male counterpoints. It may seem trivial, but language matters. It’s like the “the future is female” slogans you seen thrown around. That’s…

Do not buy a Traeger.

Do not buy a Traeger.

At least Kanter got a double-double for all his fellow countrymen and women watching back ho—... never mind.

360 degree ocean view!!!

Worse, he woke up here....

I’m not here for her humanity, continue to be the stepford wife you were all too happy to let us know you were sis.

“Bitch please, you’ve been to space.”

I can safely say, “Fuck Predisone.” Just fuck it unto death. I took it and felt like I was a goddamn teenager as a middle-aged man. I don’t mean that in a good way, like a “I have a boner so large I feel like fucking everything and running a marathon.” More like “every emotion is a raw nerve ready to explode into…

Prednisone is an absolute nightmare. I took it for 18 months between the ages of 16 and 18 to deal with symptoms of Crohn’s disease and in retrospect I’d rather have just dealt with the pain itself, which was often crippling, than any of the brutal side effects of that drug.