Jack Nicholson must be rolling over in his grave.

This is the obligatory reminder that according to Deadspin, the Lakers should have, nay, deserved to be gifted Anthony Davis because they’re so well run.

Exactly.  Everest has become Coachella.

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

It turns out people spending more time in “the death zone” is leading to more deaths. No one could have seen this coming...

Nothing says “cosmic significance” like dying because some 16 year old was texting or whatever.

Anderson took the ruling in stride

Serious question for those who do:
Why do people watch ESPN for anything other than live events?

OW ME BACK

Do not buy a Traeger.

Do not buy a Traeger.

At least Kanter got a double-double for all his fellow countrymen and women watching back ho—... never mind.

I’m not here for her humanity, continue to be the stepford wife you were all too happy to let us know you were sis.

I can safely say, “Fuck Predisone.” Just fuck it unto death. I took it and felt like I was a goddamn teenager as a middle-aged man. I don’t mean that in a good way, like a “I have a boner so large I feel like fucking everything and running a marathon.” More like “every emotion is a raw nerve ready to explode into…

Debilitating disease can’t stop Dan Patrick, it can only hope to contain him.

Prednisone is an absolute nightmare. I took it for 18 months between the ages of 16 and 18 to deal with symptoms of Crohn’s disease and in retrospect I’d rather have just dealt with the pain itself, which was often crippling, than any of the brutal side effects of that drug.

My Twins, who are anything but a lumber company, have broken all kinds of team dinger records in the month of April. I wonder if having all six of their games against the Orioles this season in that month.

I think one of the keys to the success of the MCU is that it’s not just adapting characters and (loosely) storylines from the comics; it’s adapting a type of serial storytelling characteristic of the Marvel Universe’s first 30 years. That means team-ups, cameos, and references as a way of establishing and…

haha...there’s something so beautifully Deadspin about someone who didn’t read the article calling out a comment by someone who did for not reading the article...

If you don’t already like Marvel’s offerings, this movie isn’t going to change your mind. But this movie wasn’t really made for that crowd, anyway, so that’s not surprising.