Oh, it’s not a defense but a flat out admission of it and full-on surrender.

The truth is you just can’t think about it. It does not stand up under scrutiny, but then again, so very few of them do. Yes, I get that by staying in the past, Steve has effectively created a new timeline but here are sooooo many problems.

My Twins, who are anything but a lumber company, have broken all kinds of team dinger records in the month of April. I wonder if having all six of their games against the Orioles this season in that month.

I think one of the keys to the success of the MCU is that it’s not just adapting characters and (loosely) storylines from the comics; it’s adapting a type of serial storytelling characteristic of the Marvel Universe’s first 30 years. That means team-ups, cameos, and references as a way of establishing and…

haha...there’s something so beautifully Deadspin about someone who didn’t read the article calling out a comment by someone who did for not reading the article...

If you don’t already like Marvel’s offerings, this movie isn’t going to change your mind. But this movie wasn’t really made for that crowd, anyway, so that’s not surprising.

No, they are being held accountable for doing a bad job. This should happen more often in all sports.

The guy sitting next to the Human Brick can say, with a straight face, *that was a bad shot*

So THAT'S where the Bucks stop.

It’s a mute point.

I empathize with this far more than I should.

I empathize with far more than I’m comfortable.

Absolutely a legitimate question, I just think it’s among many. I’m a very literal person.

They asked Brad’s sister Helen to confirm but she neither heard the insult nor saw the offending pitch 

With this move, MLB appears to be joining the “Nobody can say it” camp, which is an unwise but wholly unsurprising development

This is how I stay effective at work too. Run around real fast so nobody can catch me, use the boss for a screen, put in an extremely efficient 34 minutes. JJ is my role model.

The context is that Yu Darvish fucked up three guys with a magic fastball

I’m pretty cynical and no stranger to leaping to worst case judgment. But I’ve seen this exact situation play out after snapping photos at events. Like, of course Laura Ingraham was probably making a barely coded gesture, but often, catching someone midwave can lead to an awkward position.

if only MacKinnon’s Wrist had been in Paris today :(

Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.