This was my first thought on watching the video. Highly unsettling. 

Jesus Christ the world is going to fucking end.  The Hoodie was smiling... and it actually looked like a real honest to goodness smile.  You know the type that normal, non-demons, have when they find something enjoyable or funny.  Fuck, I’m not ready for this.

UPDATE: Bryce Harper has signed with the Golden State Warriors.

Liver let die. 

Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

I think it’s adorable that you don’t see how this is a classic false flag (false fan?) operation. This is an “Astros” “fan”, but he’s in Colorado. Who is seated to his left? Colorado fans. To his right? Colorado fans. And lo and behold, who’s that directly in front of him? Crisis actor Gerardo Parra. Parra obviously…

[Pedantic comment warning.]

Poor kid...wonder what happened...

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

Luckily, they only had to put him on the 3-day DL.

Make sense. It’s debatable whether a Capela has been instrumental to the Rockets’ success.

Oh you mean the “sport” one step above lingerie football which made a brief appearance in the mainstream in the mid 00's as glorified professional wrestling?

Deschamps actually said: “Give it to Kylian or to others” (“Donnez la à Kylian ou à d’autres”). you’re being very harsh with your “Deschamps’ tactical ineptitudes”. They’ve just won the world cup and in sport, well, results matter more than inept comments...

I’m not sure it’s just spite. So far as I know, Popovich will still be the coach next season, and I guess I wouldn’t be surprised if they’d just genuinely prefer an established star like DeMar over some lesser smattering of L.A.’s young guys, just because Pop has earned the right not to have to wait out years of…

Could the Raptors flip him?

I have a ton of respect to the way Croatia lost. Even when time was dwindling away and they were two goals behind, they never really started to play dirty or let that frustation get over. And after the game was over, despite the disappointment being evident, they were still utterly respectful to the French team. Even…

You don’t get it yet, do you? Deadspin firmly believes that all sports writing outside of their site is trash and racist. 

Bounced off Bregman’s head. 

The amount of work Olivier Giroud has been doing for this team is unbelievable. Throughout this World Cup, he has been great at passing the ball, creating space for his partners AND playing defensively like never before in his career. Plus, today he created the corner from which France scored their only goal. Calling…