I’m pretty shocked by this. Every time I think I can get a handle on how people behave at football games something like this comes along and just makes me second guess humanity. I’m just at an absolute loss.

Are *you* serious or just trying to be funny?

The U.S. fell to Trinidad & Tobago last night, and will not compete in the 2018 World Cup.

Yes. Absolutely.

The flagship SportsCenter will air in Jemele Hill’s absence, of course. The machine can always find another face.

In case you don’t feel bad enough already, it’s you’re*.

God, I hope your proud of yourself for posting the most obvious, stupid pun imaginable. And beating me to it.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

I try not to agree with cocaine, but here I am again...

Would you please not jinx this for America, Burke

funny how that bandwagon seating fluctuates.

There are also few people in the world more qualified to assess Harden’s leadership.

you’re right. He should’ve sent a vague tweet thread that never names anyone specifically but leads you to think it might be Harden. THAT’S how the kids today do it.

The Washteyeah Prosecutor’s Office would’ve approved the request.

For the love of God, stick to sports!

So this article was written solely so Haisley could refer to MLS as a small-time soccer league, right?

Ugh, another Deadspin commentator trying to deep-dive analyze like he actually played the game or something.

I brought my son just before he turned two. My advice: buy cheap tickets and spend most of your time walking around. The kids have more fun eating ice cream out of a helmet than watching a home run or double play.