Haven’t seen a Christian get through 300 feet that fast since Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 crashed in the Andes.

Thanasi: Hi, I’m Special K.

@miltonpoint, an account with two followers and the default “egg” avatar

I blame Kyrie. He points Lebron to go to Curry, and then fails to cover Durant. You can see Lebron’s “wtf” to Kyrie right after

Jesus Christ, those Twitter responses are from a bunch of crybaby pussies. So Rhianna can do what she wants, but if someone tells her to sit down and happens to be white and male he is a misogynistic pig?

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

I don’t care about KD. I don’t care about Rihanna. Jeff Van Gundy, though? That man is a goddamn delight.

It would appear the people of Nashville were catfished into thinking they had a chance to win the cup.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

I wish everyone Tokyo advice!

“Dammit” backwards is “Tim mad.” [Head explodes]

I mean, that is total fucking bullshit. First of all, why is it incumbent on the batter to get out of the way. Don’t throw at the batter! Second of all, it looked like he was keyed in, ready to swing, and then when he saw the ball was coming for him, it was too late.

Dammit Dom, now I have to go read the whole article!

Wickersham gets into that!

“Is Sale On The Decline?”

Yes. Yes he is.

barkley rules, is a legitimately funny person, and has good insight. Shaq sucks, is tremendously unfunny, and just really, really sucks