This is precisely why I elected *not* to compete in the Rio Olympics.

Gaelic, I’m pretty sure.

Serious question: What language are the announcers speaking?

“Game 3 is Sunday night.”

I don’t know about their chances, but I do enjoy reading “Jeb and Jeets” on a regular basis.

+9.8 m/s^2

details of how exactly he fell are not known

I’m one of those Cs fans who yesterday afternoon, chatting by the water cooler, threw out the “Ya know, Jae Crowder is pretty solid physically, he could give LeBron some difficulty” theory.

This really tugs at the heart strings.

*Mike drop*

The Celtics already got the last win of their season earlier tonight

What’s the fucking point in reading the whole article when you can get really angry the few things you saw while skimming?

You’re missing the real story here. The final paragraph of your article is the real story. ESPN is in bed with the SEC. Will show all of their games regardless. Women’s softball obviously isn’t a money making powerhouse. But the little they do generate will be coming in the form of ESPN and the SEC. Thank you for…

I can see you’ve been to neither Minnesota, Alabama, or NYC.

I’m guessing you didn’t read the whole article.

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

Being someone who neither watches racing or knows anything about it, that statement was spot on. He not only made it interesting, but he explained what happened.

I’m sure at that point she thought Logano turned into her, not that he had a mechanical failure. And add on top of that how many times she’s been wrecked this year she was probably even more pissed with that.