This is an absolutely spectacular analysis. Thank you.

Should she follow in the footsteps of older teammates like Alex Morgan and Carli Lloyd and play in Europe, she would still earn some pay from U.S. Soccer as well as a salary from the club.

Patience, Coach Fizdale - you said you are a “rookie coach.” Respect will have to wait until you’re a grizzlied veteran.

He’s always been money when shooting from the elbow.

C’mon, Tim. I thought covering the end of Roman reigns was Patrick Wyman’s beat.

If only all UCLA’s players could overcome their parents.

At the risk of being repetitive, he did say he was from Boston.

I’m from Boston, I’m an asshole, not a Masshole - just a straight up asshole. The Celtics are decent but fuck you, they aint winning shit. Fuck you

I want to challenge you to a duel or something because I fucking LOVE Cincinnati chili...but the comparison is just too striking.

“I thought heptathletes couldn’t have babies because they were born with both parts?” - Emmitt Smith

I am dead now. Thanks.

Yup, definitely the cover for the next “A Gronking to Remember” book.

Gronk should’ve faked throwing it. Works every time.

This bit never stops being true.

Please stop posting old articles as new stories just for additional clicks.

If they’re supposed to be selling clothes they are failing because I can’t tell what any of those clothes are supposed to look like when they’re on except the orange top.

So you’re saying he wouldn’t fit in with their culture?

I think part of what makes it easier to watch AP leave than Moss is that his fumbles led (more or less) directly to 2 playoff losses, including in an NFC Championship Game. He’s great, but his biggest flaws always showed up at the worst times.

Former PGA TOUR exec here: The PGA TOUR does NOT love Augusta, in fact just the opposite. The Master’s is not a TOUR event and all it does is diminish the value of actual PGA TOUR events just like the MLB would hate it if the World Series was run by someone other than MLB. It may bring interest to golf, but it takes…