My friend just asked him on the Acela if she could squeeze his bicep. He said that she could. Mark of a champion right there.

Aaaaand I just realized that Fowler and Davis aren't the same guy.

The real heroes are the kids ballsy enough to line up across from this guy thinking "Yeah I can do this".

Maybe there was a third play caller, somewhere down the grassy field, perhaps...

I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

Fuck Wilson. The dude just up and swims off at the first sign of rough weather. Some friend.

This is about the 50th completely useless article Deadspin has posted like this.

Always Highlight Truthers.

All these white people need to calm the f down and check their privilege. Its sooo easy to be happy when you're white - what an insult to minorities everywhere. Have some grace and tact about your supremacy

Damn.. The commitment to that story is astounding.. Good job my friend.. Good job. +1

"We shall come over."

Being here in Seattle, in a slam packed Seahawks bar, you could just feel the disappointment lingering over that field goal, and the prospect of sitting 16-3 with most of the game already ticked away. I have never experienced such a sudden uproar, as what came from that fake turned touchdown. Huge turn around for the…

This isn't surprising in the least; Russell is just so locked in that even off the court, he's still not passing up chances to take shots.

The Hippo fear starts at 2:46

Some NFL team that was desperate for a quarterback would have surly drafted him in the third round.

They should think about winning their own conference, then maybe they'll get a chance.

Second time in his career he's taken a knuckler to deep left.

"Meh." /Le Shrug