Typical Gawker commies listing Superman last. You won't be getting my page clicks anymore.

By request.

This is just about the greatest tweet I've ever read:

Arguably the best drive Michigan has had all year.

I think a lot of us want Michael Sam to be really good at football. I want Michael Sam to be really good at football. But it might be that Michael Sam just isn't that good at football.

Just for comparison's sake, can we get the type same chart for Ryan Leaf's 14 career TD's?

i don't need another favre distance visualization

It looks like he can actually see the headline and is super bummed about it

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

Jurgen Klinsmann: World Cup winner in 1990; illustrious playing career with spells in Germany, Italy, France, and England; led Germany to a semifinal World Cup finish as manager; shepherded the USMNT out of the group of death at the last World Cup; recently appointed technical director of US Soccer

- Randle: Listen, rookie. I need you to help me out on this. I need to grab a few things at the store, but I forgot my wallet at the stadium. Here's what you're gonna do, rookie: stand at the front of the store, wave your arms, make a commotion - just make sure the security guard doesn't notice while I grab what I…

No, someone else should have been less reactionary.

No, because I've used both and Bose are WAY better than Beats.

Jesus loves Baptists more I guess

Are we sure this isn't the Thursday night game?

FSU corruption will also be featured on the front page of tomorrow's New York Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/12/us/…

headline: LAWYER ACTUALLY DOING HIS JOB ON BEHALF OF CLIENT. i guess that's not as much of a clickbait headline, though. I'd love to see what suits gawker has defended itself against and how your lawyers portray themselves.

Sorry, Tom, but this actually shows how out-of-control the violence is getting in two-hand touch football. WEEP FOR THE CHILDREN!!

♫ Because he's Corny!
Clap along, even if your white-ass can't keep the beat! ♫
♫ Because he's Corny!
Clap along, if you wouldn't last ten minutes on the street! ♫
♫ Because he's Corny!
Clap along if you know that your coach dances like a creep! ♫
♫ Because he's Corny!
Clap along if you know his PR guy just hit delete! ♫

It's one of those things that sounded a lot more clever inside Rosenthal's head that it does once it's exposed to air.