This guitar infused version rocks the house.

Nice touch not showing the highlight first.

Is that Smee from Hook as Red Sawx security guard?

If you listen closely the fans for the opposing team are doing the countdown early, as jackass opposing fans are wont to do. I will give her that benefit of the doubt.

JOHNNY H. JUST SHOVED A PHOTOGRAPHER AND YOU PRODUCE THIS HOMER SHIT? Damn you are a moron.

HR! But your HRDF and your MFD are way too low. You will have to live with the fact that you failed someone somehow.

The fun thing about numbers is that you can twist them however you want to make a sweet ass point. His bloated salary was almost solely predicated on his monster contract year. You don't pay a catcher whose body is breaking down (his catching duties were down significantly to protect this very thing) that much money…

No buyer's remorse here. Just cold hard facts. The Twins' hands was forced and they are not the better for it. They still lack in what they need, pitching, and their defense has slowly gone downhill. They are cash strapped by the Mauer decision and by an ownership (still Polhads) that is still not willing to pull the…

Let's just hold the phone for one second at least. The Twins were in a no win situation when they signed Mauer. For one season, his contract season, he hit 28 home runs and hit .365. They never saw production like that before and they have not seen it sense. He is the hometown kid who signed with his favorite team…

http://youtu.be/ +1. The woe-is-us media thinks the fucking world is crashing all around us with these scabs. Can't we remember the regular refs are human, too? Do multiple botched coin flips ring any bells?