Sex with an ex is great fun. Just break the glass sparingly or you end up back together.

A truly talented shitty boss doesn’t have to ask.

Dennis Miller is the type of guy truly stupid people think is a genius.

Not Lord of The Rings, maybe one of the 7 three-hour movies they made based on the 300 paged prequel book. I think he was in Hobbit 5: Electric Bugaloo.

I wrote off Bling Ring as her being horribly miscast. Noah was just a mess of a film so it was easy to miss how bad she was. Beauty & The Beast is what drove him what a stiff and lifeless performer she is. The savage reviews of The Circle thankfully warned me away.

Eh, they were all kids, so whatever. HP is great for the entire world that exists, not the acting. It’s for literally everything she’s done since. As for Rupert, sadly for him I guess, can’t claim to know a single thing he’s done since!

as long as she agrees to never leave us.

Rudolph Valentino was in Goonies? Didn’t know that.

If the Green New Deal was explained honestly, that is as a social and economic engineering project masquerading as a climate change battle plan, only the 3% of the hard left would support it.

No, Sean Astin is the guy from Stranger Things 2.

You sound like a gatekeeping white person.

I was once on an expedition in the jungles of New Guinea in the Pacific, where there’s been no outside human contact in millenia. We came across this tiny native village, Stone Age in most ways. Hips Don’t Lie was playing.

They made the movie Rudy about his life.

It’s a scandal how expensive it is to be poor in this country.

I’ve not known of any 7 month divorces. But I have known of several marriages where both parties knew it was a mistake at 7 months but held out another year or so out of shame or pride. Hell, I know a couple in year 8 of a marriage they knew was a mistake a month into it!

#notallliverfuckers

Why do you dipshits have such a hard time with the word “funny?”

They should pump his calf full of cortisone and then ignore it. Worked great last time.

What Marshall did was fantastic. I admire him a lot. All I’m saying is give Simmons a chance to do the same before trying to score some internet woke points. It’s the civil thing to do.

Schilling had to pay some of it back. No self-respecting Congressman would ever do that.