You ever try wrapping a 250 pound guy encased in body armor who runs a 4.4 second 40?

I for one look forward to the same people who in the offseason demand refs adhere to an almost impossible standard in the name of player safety, will then bitch and moan when the season starts, how refs are “ruining the game” the first time a call goes against their team.

Maybe they’ll hire Adam Silver to look into it? Right after he’s done looking into the 50 or so cases that happened July 1st in the NBA.

Starting with the certainty that there is zero percent chance that impeachment’s intended purpose, removing him from office, would succeed. No chance the GOP Senate convicts so to speak. The Democrats know this.

The point being missed by Splinter and many is the importance of Omar specifically making the point to Ani Osman-Zonneveld herself.

No shit Sherlock. Did anyone with half a brain think otherwise?

There was no possibility of anything other than political theater today anyways. Dems and Republicans each say their thing so they can go back to their base and go “See what we did?”

I think she must have been referring to Rutger Hauer. Didn’t know she hated Blade Runner so much.

exactly

Maybe fucking himself is how he hurt it. He is a 31 year old virgin after all.

Not when you continuously fail upward like Tebow.

Nudists, or Naturists as some prefer it, don’t object to male nudity. They object to sexualizing it around others.

Fucking kids. First they bitch and moan about getting shot. Now the entitled little shits actually want a planet to grow old on. The nerve.

That word. Just stop. Using it negates anything else you said.

Prediction: Bernie drops out February 12th after finishing 4th in both Iowa and New Hampshire.

I’ve known plenty of addicts in my time. Many if not all have relapsed from time to time. It’s part of the deal really. But there’s been a few, man oh man they just can’t shake it, when they relapse they relapse HARD. It’s like a tornado hits them. It’s a whole different kind of addiction really. And in both cases the…

Bernie can’t even run his own campaign correctly. Now you expect us to let him run the country?

Even more curious, Elizabeth Warren also went to the airport and joined the workers in protest, but somehow Splinter left her out of the headline. Wonder why?

Sanders truly is the friend of the workers. Unless he’s the one who’s paying them. They can go fuck themselves.

Lifetime Exec: (hits intercom) Yes?