No fucking way those cheap bastards in OKC buy him out. At this point, nor should they.

Yup! Around my parts, we call that high school.

As the mayor of OKC, surely he knows that sometimes things blow up unexpectedly.

Was once told this about grudges, at some point you need to decide if you don’t like that person. If so fine! There will always be people you don’t like, so let it no longer be about a specific thing but them in general. It’s actually easier to get along with someone you don’t like than with someone you hold a grudge…

Let’s be clear about something. Her mother IS a whore.

For 95% of the population for the bulk of human history, education simply was training on how to make a living. Only in the past two centuries and in particular the last 50 years has an emphasis on expanding college to the masses taken hold. And that’s great! But somehow the idea has taken hold that EVERYONE should…

If you had to point at a single day that represents the absolute nadir of being a 21st-Century Manchester United fan

Yes. I am.

You been there? It’s next on my list.

I once said to a friend of mine, “Yeah I like Beyonce I guess. I mean she’s okay.” Judging by my friend’s reaction you’d have thought I’d called her mother a whore.

I cannot drink a Slurpee without giving myself an ice cream headache from drinking it too fast. And then when it goes away, I immediately drink it too fast yet again and I get another one. This doesn’t however stop me from getting them. I have the mind of a Labrador Retriever I guess. I must devour it. I just can’t…

Believe me, most top athletes would gladly trade in their scholarship for a professional contract.

We need to pass a law forbidding teachers from saying “There are no stupid questions!” to students.

Moron.

Fucking guy is a millionaire and he holds a clipboard. Good for him.

NASCAR: Hold my beer.

I love how they nutmeg their opponents.

Did you watch the 2017 USMNT?

Hey, #notallcokeheads

So should Asia merge with Europe? They’d be lucky to get even one team in, but still. It’s the World Cup, not the Best 32 teams cup.