*crises

Definitely confirmed

And when you're putting your rally car back together, don't forget to tripod your camera and and take a snap each step of the way:

One of my absolute favourite cars to photograph, love the possibilities that night time brings...

Her impression is a little off, but commendable.

We're awesome at being humble.

Nah. People here will still circle jerk each other and say how great a Manual transmission is in traffic.

Hmmm what about the helicopter? I mean at this point you definitely have 4-5 stars.

You'll be happy to know he's been promoted to Admiral.

Not bad.

These are just going to CRUSH the potholes on I-10 between Katy and Houston, where most of them will spend their entire lives.

Once you see it:

BEHOLD

BALLMER: [answers phone call] What? We sold a ZUNE?!? Hot dog hot dog hot digity dog.

Nissan Commercials.

This is okay though:

Goggles are cheaper and make you look more badass.

Man I hate lists like this, I need lists about how terrible it is to buy a 15 year old Viper/Aston Martin/M5.