peterlemongello
Peter Lemongello
peterlemongello



Could be worse, your state could be Jesus’s belt buckle...or an extended chicken-wing.

“I wish I could play little league now, I’d kick some fuckin’ ass”. ~Mitch Hedberg

Slow roasted pork....mmm.

Never underestimate the power of the handicapped.

Not sure about UVA or even William, but Mary definitely would have preferred the game be called by Colonel Angus.

You’ll always have Reggie White and can probably add Eric Berry to that list when he dies, sadly enough.

Why the fuck is this comment greyed out...I agree 100% he is the biggest piece of shit on TV. He is basically the black version of Donald Trump without the money.

Ah yes, dip n’ sniff. Look sometimes you just have to make sure you can peel the grilled cheese apart.

Now playing

Other names that come to mind are Jeff Francoeur, Rick Ankiel, and Jose Guillen. Yoenis Cespedes, much like Puig, has a rocket launcher as well. The second one, if possible was better than the first one earlier that game, at the 1:50 mark if you want to see it as well.

Ravenboozer! And thank you ExplodedClownCigarLips, for you have given me a reason to type the words “Funky Butt Lovin’” at work today, and for that sir I am eternally grateful.

If he wins the Breeders Cup does he go down in history as a top 5 all-time?

Not a single Chris Henry joke? You guys are slacking today.

1998 Ford Contour POS. Something was always breaking inside and out. At 40K both engine and transmission blew and of course I was in the middle of nowhere, on a backroad in the mountains of Eastern KY, with no cell phone, and on crutches from a fractured foot. 10 hours before I was able to get help. Great day

1. How the hell are you only just now discovering this?
2. This was recorded in 2015 and yet the best they can do is 480p, thanks dad.

Damn.....she got Kai-Smashed!