Murrica!

*pulled...thanks Kinja for letting not be able to edit that like 5 minutes later.

Kind of sums it up for me.

I bet his butthole was so tight at that moment you couldn't have pull a greased string out of his ass with a tow truck.

really got out in front of that one. Batting practice can't fix that. This seems appropriate.

What in the f*** would make someone do this, unless they were just trollin'.

I tried to find a gif that summed up how I feel...that being....NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! This will do.

So you wanna punch Christopher Moltisanti in the face. Go ahead and try. I'm sure that will work out quite nicely for you and your family.

Looks like something this guy would drive.

Won't work in America...we're to fat.

I'm more interested in the lawn mower.

Black people in Oklahoma...yeah right.

I'm torn.