you should have looked into a fake ID.

Oh there is no doubt he is dumber than box of hammers and this shit he pulls will totally finally catch up to him. Thanks in large part to that microscopic attention he garners no doubt. TMZ, Deadspin, & ESPN are salivating at the fact he will F it all up one day, probably in a blaze of glory know that dude. He…

so you were totally square and had no social life...but hey everyone needs an lame-O DD friend.

Alright then.

so yeah...he is 20...non-story. Think about when you were 20....alright then.

pimp smacking and wailing are two different things...this wasn't wailing.

GFY...Debbie Downer.

You mean this sticker didn't get him out of trouble.

Someone should use Kickstarter, buy one of the CP/NP cars and use the 1400 bucks to call his bullshit, because then you will have all the proof you need...and would make one hell of a write up would it not?

Saa'sean, Saa'mir, Saa'deem, and Saa'yon....well shit, this story just makes me Saa'd.

Until that franchise, regardless of their moniker, decides to part ways with his Airness...they will always put shit teams on the court.

Only type of street racing people should do.

Me personally, I love ketchup on my hotdog or as my wife calls it...period sex.

I can't be the only person that think Matt Harvey looks like Captain Sterrn from Heavy Metal.

how many of these do you see exactly?

Why would you do that to that car?

It's so bizarre. I love it. It's like half Pacer half Esprit.

I'd say these kids have had many more other embarrassing nights a long the way.

watching this makes me want to go dig out my old baseball cards. 80 and early 90's baseball is my all-time favorite. Plus you had Wade Boggs jokes...those were nice.

The most depressing part. Those two cars cost way more than my house. Cheap Wal-Mart goods must pay well.