If I had to voice an objection to bidets, I guess I would say that it seems a little weird to store your butt hose inside the toilet. It might get poo on it, and then you’re spraying your backside with poo water that might not even be yours.
I don’t expect this is a big issue, but it seems like a reasonable objection…
If I had to voice an objection to bidets, I guess I would say that it seems a little weird to store your butt hose…