i vote jeff bezos for lex luthor in the next superman movie

"In ‘79, if you wanted a V8 in your Firebird - and who didn't - you could only go with a Chevy 350 or Pontiac's 301, both emissions strangled and putting out power that would shame a Civic Si today." Pretty sure the '79 had a 400 and a 403... I had one of these with a 403 in high school for a couple years.

I saw this video somewhere else, apparently the cat was born without eyes.

it's a good thing they put that arrow pointing to the damage on the window there, because otherwise i wouldn't have noticed it

Irish revolutionary: [en.wikipedia.org](Irish_leader).

the colorado used to look really good. now it looks just plain stupid.

i like the quote "sex is very difficult in zero gravity, apparently"

I don't understand the price-fixing situation on helium... if it's gotta be expensive, as per the very real shortages on this planet, then it should be expensive. Not sure why helium, of all things, has a fixed price set by the government.

imma start eating more fireflies

I believe in manufacturing, specifically injection molding, they would refer to the foreskin as "flash," excess material that seeps out between the parts of the mold because of excessive injection pressure or too low of clamp forces. To avoid foreskin on your baby, it is suggested that you slow down your lovemaking…

there's no gas pedal in a combine... that was a brake pedal...

It doesn't.

I've never heard of this "Kind of Bloop" album, but I think I'll buy it now.

hipsters

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