Actually, there is:

I just did one of these but instead of those boxes I had to use my couch. And instead of exerting physical effort, I took a nap.

Technically, that's not a real push-up.

In fairness, brain-damaged miscreants wandering around and begging for loose change is kind of the norm in New Orleans.

[Tracy Porter intercepts sigh]

Clearly Bill Murray put a stop to it.

If those guys are from Utah, then those rocks couldn't be more than six thousand years old.

The best part is, now she doesn't have to go to Detroit

More of an observation I guess...

And yet, if Jose Bautista went over the wall, everyone would just complain about him stealing American jobs.

Reading all these comments I feel so sad that so many people didn't understand the importance of the framing in the book and why the ending is crucial for the whole story.

Sensors are down

Well, as long as ISIS is on the case...