Poison Ivy ..Cardi B .

I realize that Trump is the poster boy for the Dunning Kruger Effect, so yes, he probably did think that he would get a rousing ovation - hell, he probably thought the bullpen was going to call and ask him to come pitchy a couple innings - but is everyone else around him so brainwashed they honestly weren’t expecting…

That’s why his forehead is so big. It’s full of secrets.

God, Miller looks like such a fucking Neanderthal. 

What’s the over-under that it’s concluded to be “unrelated”? And then some drug-related charges are brought up against the deceased?

promising to return to the campaign trail soon

Boy, they are just going to drive this “the real crime is the reporting of the crime” bus right off the cliff, aren’t they?

“anyone with a brain and a shred of decency”I am not as oppimistic given the cult devotion ive seen from a couple sanders supporters. 

I got called a centrist for saying I supported Warren over Bernie. There’s no reasoning with children.

Gaetz’s head looks like it weighs 40lbs.

Sometimes it hits in the early 70s. For example, one of these hypothetical old people might confuse “Alabama” with “the Bahamas” and then spend a couple weeks saying he didn’t.

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor.

Pfft. Arrogance and grifting are the backbone of the evangelical movement.  Nothing’s going to happen to him unless he’s caught with a dead girl or a live boy.

“I think people like Edward Snowden, Chelsea Manning are heroes,” she said. What a breath of fresh air!!

“‘As the chick on a panel that spent most of her break shooting, I look forward to talking about this,’ she began.”

McCain then ragged on reporters who report on gun violence and mass shootings but “clearly have never shot a gun”

Well, supporters are so rabidly anti-immigration that they are willing to burn their whole economy down to keep out the dark-skinned. Your definition of “racist” may vary, of course.

Hooray for the mentally ill loner who devises a plan to kill as many innocent people as possible as an act of revenge for perceived slights from the “normies”...

You don’t have to reinvent the damn wheel here. How do you define ‘too crazy to be allowed a gun?” Try this: In Canada, a person doesn’t get a firearms license if, among other reasons:

“the Plucky Scientist along with the Angenieux”