My new working theory:  Splinter is a Russian troll site designed to split the democratic party and keep trump in power.

it’s always ‘the Intercept’ with these leftier-than-thou critiques that are exponentially more innuendo than fact. and stuff like “...the student was accused of being a ‘Bernie Bro’...” because some people saying stuff on the internet totally amounts to a formalized “accusation” made by, um, some unspecified group...

I am super late to this game. I ignored it for the first two years, then in September they had a free weekend and II was HOOKED LIKE CRACK. Now I play it every day. Pretty sure eventually I’ll get burned out. I’ll tell ya, on Xbox... I get into games very quickly. No dearth of players here :)

No, I’m done, I’ve have it. This kid and his friends are being treated like fucking royalty by Republicans and right-wingers, while the Parkland School shooting survivors are still being insulted and mocked by the same people praising these kids. Fuck this shit. Dead kids? Who cares. Survivors? Who cares. Catholic…

Fuck everything. This kid will literally get fucking FAME out of being a complete shit. Sometimes I just want to give up. Christ.

The 2020 primary is going to bring with it levels of pain beyond all human understanding. Which one of you assholes opened the Puzzle Box? 

Is it just me or do recent Russia/Mueller- related news items feel like end game/”smoking gun” stuff? Like the Manafort (not) redacted item...I read that and I was like...wait this is literally collusion. Right here in front of me. Not seeming like collusion, not circumstances that we all know are collusion, not…

He’s a terrorist president holding America hostage. We’re all in danger.

Hell why don’t they just go full tyrannical monarch like he thinks he is and build a moat, turreted wall, and hire some Renaissance Fayre actors to guard it.

2019 is going to be an interesting year as we watch various members of the U.S. Executive Branch get criminally investigated.

He will squeal like a pig and hand Mueller Roger Stone’s syphilitic balls on a platter. What a piece of shit this guy is: He single-handedly kept the birth certificate charade going for years until he hit the big time with Mango Unchained tweeting about it in 2013 or so. This guy is the rat that rat fuckers fuck.

We should probably put restrictions on conservatives traveling into the United States until we figure out just what the hell is going on here

Sure, the MAGABomber targeted a who’s who of Trump’s enemies list with explosives, but someone was mean to Mitch McConnell in a restaurant once so #BOTHSIDES!

He has obviously been suffering a continuous series of mini strokes for years. When is the big one that finishes him off?

Try having one of your shitty fellating rallies in a blue area, numbnuts. See how much support you get then

Canadian here. Um guys, just so you don’t worry that it’s you who’s going crazy or whatever, from the outside looking in this is the most surreal fucking shit we’ve ever seen. We are at once amused, distainful, embarrassed for you and deeply fearful about how this plays out.

stab them in the face

And he did it without really telling anyone. Mike Ilitch was a mensch.

The CEO of little Caesars paid Rosa parks rent for her entire life. Little C's is okay with me.

There’s a good word to describe an epically long journey across an ancient world that is fraught with hostile beasts and other dangers, and for some reason I just can’t fucking remember it right now.