Any mention of Bill O’Reilly’s “Tip of the day” is just an excuse to use his master class self own.

This GI Joe with the Kung-Fu grip looking motherfucker is so deeply closeted, he’s practically in the next room.

Hmm.. is it worth $35 to get a funny name on the stream?
Phil McCracken
Butter Emayls
Stormy Daniels
Not Putin
Dick Butkus
Frederick Douglass

Graham is defending Mueller? Graham?!

“Your decision to assault was calculated, precise, devious, despicable,” Aquilina said. “You played on everyone’s vulnerability. I’m not vulnerable.=

Cryin’ Chuck Schumer fully understands, especially after his humiliating defeat

Wanna know whats really cool Kush?

Whenever I look at Kushner, or listen to him speak, all I can picture in my mind is this is what it would have been like if Pee-Wee Herman had ever gone mad with power.

It’s pretty simple. Con men will occasionally go out and defend other con men, to keep the game going.

Close, but I think they are going with the “Actually, Trump never said that” defense. Which will be followed by the “Even if I did, it’s totally fine for various illogical reasons”, and capped with the “Hillary is more racist, why aren’t people talking about that?”

“...but you can go read a book. A history book.”

Absolutely savage. Mr. Lemon is rapidly making up for that whole, “could it have been a mini black hole” disaster in reference to the lost flight from a few years ago.

Good show, sir.

Can Paul Joseph Watson go outside now?

It all hinges on whether Gary Busey’s paternity test comes back positive or not.

Heard that some people are saying Trump is going to disown Eric and adopt Stephen Miller. I mean, I dunno. Sounds crazy. But some very good people are apparently saying it. The best people.

Congressman Dana Rohrabacher (R-Kremlin, Moscow, Russia)

He’d enjoy it. U know he’s got that repressed sexuality thing going on, and I think Kayla Moore pegs him on the regular.

I sincerely hope that, in the near future, this man is heartily grudge-fucked by a cactus.

Probably because if the media can see him so can someone with a sniper rifle.