Only acceptable if Garner strip teases, which, sadly, will probably happen before the end of the pilot.

Pete's Mother and her nurses tabloid cover couple name? Manolo Blanc.

Why don't you goatse what it's all about?

"Yeah, that is a pretty fucking depressing IMDB entry, buddy."

Maybe the every-so-often updates of her recording the album that have been on NPR over the last year gave it away, too.

Stabbing a pregnant woman in the stomach is some sick stuff. Ugh.

I believe that JLD grew up (at least part of the time) in Maryland/DC area. Elanie Benes was supposed to be from Baltimore, too. I think she just really likes Maryland… someone has to, i guess.

If 'The Flinstones' taught me anything, it's that a dialect of English was spoken in the Stone Age that largely involved adding "Stone" or "Rock" to words.

The ones where they went to Moscow 20 years ago were pretty good.

Ok, here goes: You're adopted.

At what point did he take a puff from a pipe, lean his head back and cackle "Toff toff toff!"?

I bet it's horrible potato salad.

"I have no bars, unlike when I rap."

Where will we get our fix for bitchy JAPs and gay guys?!

I thought magical portals were how babies came into the world.

1) I like "Girls."
2) I don't like "Girls."
3) Dunham is brave for popping her iggly bigglies out every episode.
4) Dunham has gross tittyballs.
5) This show is horrible.
6) This show is great.

Wrong show - you're thinking "Wait Wait Don't Tell me!"

Is it sexy time noises or the horrible effects of a debilitating disease, ravaging a poor man's body?! HILARIOUS!

I'm pretty sure Tom Cruise picks scripts like Tom Cruise buys sweaters: finds one he likes, asks for 20 of them.

I'm pretty sure Tom Cruise picks scripts like Tom Cruise buys sweaters: finds one he likes, asks for 20 of them.