I was student government adjacent - a lot of my friends were on it. Plan dances was the big thing, but they also had a budget and funds for student life activities - mainly dances and rallies, but they once had a carnival and they did all the voting stuff for dance courts and stuff like that.

My goal in life is to own a top of the line Toto Washlet. I am not kidding.

I knew this guy who said nachos the same way. "neigh-chos" I killed him and then was exonerated by a jury. This was in Texas.

I want the one up on the wall!

Unfair to my anus.

I'd like for the Undertaker to give Trump the Tombstone, if you know what I mean. And by that I mean picking him up vertically and upside down, jumping up high and landing and driving his head into the ground.

Nomadic World Conquering Mongolians also cured their meat by storing it between their saddles and their horses, so I'm not going to pick up a mongolian cookbook anytime soon.

I was in Seoul last month. I had the super fresh octopus. It is a bit unseemly when they kill it RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU - and even when it's dead it's still trying to escape you on the plate.

I'm convinced!

I think you'd have to restrict yourself to Western, Buddhist or Shinto restaurants. Even seeming vegetarian dishes will have meat base or meat in the sauce or something. The concept of vegetarianism for non-religious reasons is pretty foreign.

Grew up in the deep suburbs - oddly enough all the burger places are run by Armenians.

Not 3 hours of uncomfortableness!

I saw some TV eating program (Parts Unknown? No Reservations?) where a woman at a farm said their pigs and cows had a pretty good life and 10 seconds of uncomfortableness.

I hope you kick it's ass. And while you're there grab Trump by the pussy.

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo

I feel like you're taking it easy on him.

Everything with its back to the sky and everything that flies except airplanes.

I had the same experience with dog - the serving I had was not very good. Tough, stringy beef. I would never order again.

Same way I've ever had it - but we were at an all you can eat sushi place in shibuya and my japanese reading friend goes "oh, they have horse sushi - let's try it" so we ordered 3 pieces for the 3 of us. Ate it. IMMEDIATELY RE-ORDERED 9 PIECES.

It's like they've never read Upton Sinclair!!!!*