Most of them are just really bad translation from Kingsoft translation software, instead of actual typos, don't you think?

The B is for Bargain!

I ordered the Guardians of the Whills lunch special from there.

I thought it was pretty funny though.

Shake Your Tailfeather was a #1 hit.

If you ever ever ever happen to find yourself in Hong Kong, Australia Dairy Company makes the absolute best egg sandwich in the world.

Your local mom and popular music?

I go to ESPN for the best Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich journalism (seriously, this is a fun article)

Murphy Lee had the second best career out of the St. Lunatics! And "What Da Hook Gon Be?" was a legit hit.

Ours is a "quiet room" with the idea that's for lactation. However, we only had one new mother in our section, so most of the time it was used to change into running clothes for a post-work run - there were about 6 of us in a running group.

I've always wanted to write about Russian Borscht and Baked Rice in Hong Kong diners.

But what brunch will I take photos of for the 'gram?! Answer me that, @gypsum. If that is your real name.

An acceptable substitution would be any CD put out by Bob Mould.

We elected that orange processed cheese President. Who's laughing now?

Also the Korean Army Stew/ Budaejigae is essentially scraps from US Army bases (hot dogs, baked beans, instant noodles, SPAM) mixed with Korean rice cakes, kimchee and gochujang (Korean Hot Sauce). It's fucking delicious.

My dad moved from Hong Kong to Minnesota to attend UofMinn in 1964. He claimed (jokingly I think) that the closest Chinese restaurant was in Chicago. I'm now not sure that he was joking.

I liked Valley Girl and Honeymoon in Vegas. I would add National Treasure, but it's so incredibly stupid. But it's the perfect "flipping through cable, reading twitter, I'll just leave it here" movie.

It was called Are You Being Served?

Nic Cage and John Travolta in Face/Off.

Steve Buscemi = Steve Buscemi