Also, East Asia. There used to be a place in Shanghai way back in the day (yellow submarine circa 2005-2007 or 8) way before Shanghainese figured out that Pizza Hut wasn't the end all and be all of pizzas.

My dad used to bartend at the Trader Vic's in the Palmer House when he was in college. Back in the sixties, Asians and Polynesians were interchangeable (probably now too)

I just spent 10 minutes on Amazon/Google trying to find it, before you gave me the accurate title. Very bad SEO! Hahaha, I think I have conflated it along with Alt- something something Del, Gen-X tome which came out at the same time.

Finally saw this - I was completely distracted by how nice Hiddleston, Larson, Jian Tian's clothing was after days 2 and 3 in the jungle especially Larson after she gets thrown off a cliff, submerged in the ocean, carried around in a giant ape fist, punched into a lizard throat and emerges pretty pristine. Jian Tian…

There is a terrible book about Gen-X that is on my bookshelf somewhere (I think it's called Gen Eeeechhh or something) that theorizes that she's valedictorian at a local Houston Community College. I mean she's unable to define "irony."

The soundtrack really clinches it for it being of a different era. The only people who listened to Dick Dale/surf guitar in the 90s were people who listened to it because of this movie.

And the army helicopter crews look appropriately sweaty and dirty. Jing Tian looks like she just stepped out of a J. Crew modeling shoot.

I'm never someone who does this - but the way that Brie Larson, Tom Hiddleston and Jing Tian's outfits stay pristine and pure even after having been thrown off a cliff, carried around in a giant ape hand, punched down the throat of a giant lizard and then back into the water distracted me from the last battle scene.

If Spidey fights Bannon and Trump I'll be really impressed.

It's on YouTube now.

Who the fu— have you ever heard of a little show called Branded, Dude?

I would be outraged, but I went to go see Better Luck Tomorrow so I'm a big hypocrite?

Dark Helmet: Find anything yet?!
Soldier: Nothing yet, sir.
Dark Helmet: How about you?!
Soldier: Not a thing sir!
Dark Helmet: What about you guys?!
Soldier: We ain't found shit!

It's so weird that the video doesn't transition directly into "Live from the Garden" Call Ticketron, like it does the 20,000 other times I've listened to Legend Has It

NOT HIM!

I was about to protest with "I've eaten snake" but then I realized I'm over 40.

I don't think She Wong Fen in Central is going to go out of business - but it doesn't house an actual butchery, so maybe that's the different. I've had snake, it's pretty meh to me. Give me chicken or beef soup instead.

Hey Melania, you're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

I don't actually play golf. I just randomly hit balls into the water.

This is just a masterpiece of villany.