I need that Regina Spektor version. Even Chance said he regrets not putting it on the album. TAKE MY MONEY CHANCE.

Hmm. My ayi just upgraded to an iphone 5 this year. I never saw Apple stuff outside of Kunming tbh but this was years ago.

你覺得這是一個中國文化，或只有幾萬人的文化？

I suspect they were on Oppos or Coolpads or if they had a bit more money Huaweis.

I'm an ethnically hyphenated American, and my cousin's kids are my nieces and nephews - partially because I'm an only child and partially just because "cousin once removed" is stupid to say.

I know, intellectually, that pot is mostly harmless and many many many of very intelligent people, and also a large number of my friends smoke. So I get that. There's just something deep in my lizard brain that worries that my college admissions officer will find out (despite me having graduated from an excellent, and…

It's not the worst idea, alas I'm like the one kid Nancy Reagan's D.A.R.E. program worked on in elementary school though. Even though I went to a pot-heavy university and most of my friends smoke occasionally, I'm still a fourth grader listening to the police officer somewhere in there.

The time to add peas?

Wait, save the linguica, give it to me. Throw rocks at them.

I'm extremely allergic to alcohol - hives, vomiting, extreme rise in body temperature and heart rate. This administration is driving me to start drinking.

Who is Jar Jar in today's scenario? Trump signing over powers to Bannon? Or . . . ?

That boy good!

Mulan. Shrek (the first one). Boomerang.

Empire Strikes Back, 22 Jump Street, Rocky II,

Blessed are the cheesemakers

When do I add the peas?

Of course there's also Dotonburi in Osaka which is an entire street devoted to street food.

I found the food in DPRK on tour to be ok - like South Korean food, but missing one spice or ingredient. They did, however, have one thing that was amazing that I haven't seen at any other Korean restaurants - and that was duck barbecue, and that shit was amazing.

If you're really interested - this guy's blog and book may be a good place to start. Here's his first post. (note, I don't know Derek, but my friends all know him)

Do not do not do not attempt to drink Korean girls under the table. I have seen it wreck many men.