The last guy who went on TV and acted like an 8 year old mimicking hand gestures was elected President. I don't have a point, that just continues to baffle me.

Probably!

I was pretty jazzed for Cloak and Dagger until I realized it was on Freeform. Now I'm only sort of jazzed. It'll be even soapier than the CW shows :/

I, in fact, know far more women than men who are into the FatF franchise

Ditto. Talking to my lady friends, it seems all I'd have to do is not send a dick pic withing the first 5 minutes of chatting with a gal and I'd be a Goddamn hero.

A real Lovecraftian Horror Picture Show.

That one waitress in Avengers was almost crushed by rubble. I don't think anyone saved her though, it just sort of missed

How DARE you, sir!

I was sort of hoping HR just wasn't mortally wounded- "On my Earth our hearts are a few inches to the left"

Except it still devolved into a fist fight in the end

Ah, see I don't really know anything about the character. I'm glad they're using elements from the comics for the fans

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

Funny, that's the part where I checked out. Well, I checked out at the guy with energy powers doing kung fu, but his kid sealed the deal

in a row?

So you're saying they should have scored the new Pirates trailer with Zeppelin?

Giant squids are silly. The villain should be a naked blue radioactive man

While I'm glad he's still alive, Talbot getting shot in the face and then 'suprise! he's only mostly dead' was a pretty cheap copout. Esp when they played essentially the same gag with Simmons in the same ep.

Scaramouche

Ya I worked at a movie theater at the time and it was a big problem, hopped-up bros peeling out of the parking lot after the movie let out. Almost as bad as all the wand duels in the lobby whenever a Harry Potter movie came out- Movie fans, man…

I always remember an ep where Launchpad, for reasons I can't recall, tried to purposely crash a plane into a mountain.Instead he executes an impossibly perfect landing on the only ledge the plane would fit. I didn't know what subverting a trope was at the time, but I know I loved that gag.