My brother-in-law owns a French bulldog. Every time that dog comes into our house, she runs towards the litter box as fast as she can. Next, she stuffs herself on cat food.

My wife and I support this theory. The fact that they don’t eat their own poop, and that they don’t eat it if itsn’t fresh seems to support the idea.

There might be one turd just a few centimeters away from you, hiding in plain sight.

Leash, shmeash, lose your focus for one second and she’s eating one turd or another. Mine hunts it down. Literally, will catch a scent a block away. When I think of all the smells between here and it, I’m amazed. Dog, goose, deer, it’s all good. My last dog, too (16% my ass). The worst with both of them was when they…

Maybe it’s just the dumber dogs that eat crap?

Can confirm on the “greedy eater” point. Our golden retriever is firmly in the eat-first-ask-questions-later category when it comes to food. Anything that seems halfway edible is at risk of getting eaten.

...Not sure what you do with your hands, but if we ever meet, I’m not going to shake. Or even fist bump. ;)

That which is seen cannot be unseen.

get your shit together spike... wait thats EXACTLY what hes done.

well played young sir. well played.

My dog eats her own poop with some regularity. When we tell her not to she’ll generally walk away, and we can pick it up and dispose of it. If left to her own devices she’ll eat it all, and if we miss a piece when cleaning up, she’ll eat it later, or (as is the case these days) will bring the frozen piece of poop to…

Your use of “can be” is pretty weasely. The reality is that millions of computers are infected or compromised every year due to vulnerabilities for which fixes are available but not applied.

My dog learned really fast that pooping/peeing, particularly in cold weather, meant turning around and going home. All of a sudden I realized we were walking half a mile before he’d go... but if I let him out alone into his fenced in area, he’d go in a far corner right away. Wonder if it’s a similar thing.

PEOPLE WHO LET THEIR DOG LICK THEIR FACE... UGH.

I’d like to add that the reboot problem is not only for Intel chips, since I have AMD and reboots do happen after the update. That fix for the fix can’t come too early...

I have 8 dogs, and the only one that’s a ‘greedy eater’ is also the only one who eats poop. I’m looking at you, Spike.

This. Except that they won’t be tall and blond. They will look like:

I have two dogs. One of them is neurotically poop-avoidant. He freezes the second he sees a turd and then scopes out alternative routes to his destination, finally choosing the one that puts the most distance between himself and the offending item. He then follows his chosen path slowly and carefully, like a burglar,…

this is how i am legend starts right?