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Turbo, AWD. So its like the Mazdaspeed 6, but with a sad transmission.

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Owner of a 2002 Toyota Highlander here. Almost all the replies to this comment are accurate.

Jiffy Lube..... The only retail garage I’ve ever towed vehicles *out* of.

When I hear stories like this I wonder how people like that successfully complete an actual day. When they encounter something they don’t know the answer to do they just make something up on the spot, accept it as fact, then continue on? It must be so liberating with that much freedom.

Top 14 cars that actually work for 15 years ... and a Golf.

Reason # 548,987,348,467,357,762 to never go to Jiffy Lube.

It doesn’t go airborne at 101 mph. That’s when the Ford’s flux capacitor kicks in and then you end up in the past and making out with your mom and nobody wants that. As a side note, the DeLorean’s fluxie would kick in at 88 because they couldn’t hit 10 mph. Hope that’s all cleared up for you.

Just like running out of the Focus RS head gaskets!

I was trying to break 1oo mph on an F-150 once, that’s when I found out it is electronically limited to 98 mph. Some reading online taught me that if I was able to hit 101 mph the truck can actually go airborne.

I once bought a first year Mazda Tribute V6 with Ford’s “Duratec” 3.0 V6 under the hood. I took it to a quick lube place just for an oil change at some point. The oil cap said use 0W-20 oil. When I asked the attendant why he was using 5W-30 instead of the 0W-20 like the oil cap says, the attendant said it was because

Good on the guy for recording this nonsense. God what an asshole.

Top 15 Cars being sold because the owners’ children finally took their license away.

“You’re saying it’s LPG, and the P stands for Petrol”

The guy had it all wrong. You’re supposed to slowly walk AWAY from explosions if you want to look bad-ass.

Top 15 cars that haven’t been washed/vacuumed in 15 years.

Top 15 cars whose trade in value is far below the down payment needed.

Top 15 Cars people can’t be bothered to trade in.

Everyone talks about how you should “just buy winter tires” around these parts (SE MI), but I never really “got it” until I finally did it.

Every car I’ve ever driven or owned slides around, at least a little, and has ABS/traction control (if equipped) kick in in the snow...with all weather/summer tires (ugh, summer